Everyone knows The Booty Bandit like fucking girls up the ass. Some guys dig that and I’m just one of those guys. I think it’s a lot better than being gay, but not quite as good as being normal, being a pure pussy lover. Guys who just dig on pussy have it made since that’s what most girls are serving. Guys who dig on getting head have it almost as good as pussy guys, and a lot better then guys who dig on ass. (I know guys who like fat girls, too. That would give a guy a lot more options, but that’s not an option I can dig on.)
This one time I met this girl that said she wouldn’t pussy fuck until she was married, but it would be okay if I would just fuck her in the ass. Holy Shit on my dick! That meant no pussy, none at all. She would give head, not very good, so that was a side benefit, but the main buffet was strictly ass fucking.
Because previously I had never had enough ass in ratio to pussy, I never knew how much I liked pussy. I always wished for more ass, but now my ass to pussy ratio had swollen to 100%. I had been used to 0% to maybe 20%, but in each encounter vaginal sex was always enjoyed, most often the menu was served in courses beginning with oral, then culminating most often with vaginal, and occasionally with anal.
I’m not sure what it is about ass fucking that makes me like it so much, but one thing that is a standout candidate is the expressiveness of the act as reflected on an woman’s face. Generally, a wide gamut of expressed emotions will be displayed by a woman from just prior to penetration to full impalement. These expressed emotions include pain, pleasure, humiliation, submission, passion, lust, regret, rebelliousness, abandonment, and of course, the faces of orgasm itself.
This was the first time only oral and anal were on the menu for me. I really would have thought that I would have loved it. The sweetest thing I’ve ever heard was a girl whispering “no, please, just fuck me in my ass”. Straight to the A, how sweet it is.
Ass fucking a girl is like dessert, something I don’t eat (dessert) very often, but when that’s all that is on the menu, it gets old fast. That is, an ass to pussy ratio of 1/0 is worse than a pussy to ass ratio of 1/0.
No matter how sweet a good ass fucking can be, nothing beats pussy. So, no matter how much I may cheer for anal sex, pussy is still my home team. Pussy is still #1 in my book and you can take that from a booty fucking bandit.